Jokes!

1. What did the sardine call the submarine?
Answer: A can of people.

2.
    Man: Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone!
 Doctor: Are you choking?
     Man: No, I really did!


3. When a night in armour was killed in battle what did they put on his grave?
Answer: Rust in peace.


4.
    Boy 1: I failed in every subject exept Maths!
    Boy 2: How did you do that?
    Boy 1: I didn't go to Maths!


5.
   Teacher: Where is your homework?
          Boy: I put it in a safe but lost the key.


6. What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
Answer: A sourpuss.

Thank you for reading my jokes!